{"id":1080,"date":"2006-05-04T06:33:04","date_gmt":"2006-05-04T06:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"0"},"modified":"2006-09-28T12:09:45","modified_gmt":"2006-09-28T12:09:45","slug":"jannstein","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=1080","title":{"rendered":"Jannstein"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, this is just too funny.<\/p>\n<p>Check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/kaiserjan\" target=\"browser\">Jan Ullrich&#8217;s MySpace page<\/a> (somehow, a fake, I think&#8230;)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>I enjoy watching myself ride the bicycle on TV, crushing the souls of the weak. I do not enjoy watching the OLN on the TV, where the announcers swing from Lance Armstrong&#8217;s ******** as if they were a trapeze.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>For those whose thoughts never stray toward <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/url?sa=t&#038;ct=res&#038;cd=8&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cyclinghalloffame.com%2Friders%2Frider_bio.asp%3Frider_id%3D25&#038;ei=vpFZRNfjHrv6YLSZ-ZgF&#038;sig2=F6tnpGNp-wYJeZAWqqiAPA\" target=\"browser\">Puy-de-Dome<\/a> in July, Jan Ullrich is the leader of the T-Mobile pro cycling team, and I doubt that&#8217;s really his MySpace page. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i><b>Who I&#8217;d like to meet:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\nI would like to be meeting Karl Rove, and we would discuss to each other our best strategies for crushing the weak, and the sweet music of their dying pleas for clemency, which we would for a certainty not give to them.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>For what it&#8217;s worth, I&#8217;d say that Tour of California winner Floyd Landis may have something to say about it&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, sock puppets are one thing. Mock MySpace pages are quite another.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}