{"id":204,"date":"2003-10-02T05:56:31","date_gmt":"2003-10-02T05:56:31","guid":{"rendered":"0"},"modified":"2006-09-28T12:08:22","modified_gmt":"2006-09-28T12:08:22","slug":"the_rabbit_can_write","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=204","title":{"rendered":"The Rabbit Can Write"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First, read <a href=\"http:\/\/silflayhraka.com\/archives\/002882.html\" target=\"browser\">this<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Then read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2003\/US\/South\/09\/30\/toddler.alone\/index.html\" target=\"browser\">this<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If your eyes are dry, go sign up now for a heart transplant.<\/p>\n<p>And if you wonder why the cops you know are so emotionally scarred, realize that it&#8217;s one of them who would have gone in five weeks later when someone complained about the smell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, read this. Then read this. If your eyes are dry, go sign up now for a heart transplant. And if you wonder why the cops you know are so emotionally scarred, realize that it&#8217;s one of them who would have gone in five weeks later when someone complained about the smell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}