{"id":222,"date":"2003-10-21T01:13:25","date_gmt":"2003-10-21T01:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"0"},"modified":"2006-09-28T12:08:23","modified_gmt":"2006-09-28T12:08:23","slug":"magnae_clunes_alright","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=222","title":{"rendered":"Magnae Clunes, alright&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I gather that Biggest Guy has taken up studying Latin back in Virginia. He IM&#8217;ed me this link, to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/quislibet\/164084.html\" target=\"browser\">quislibet&#8217;s<\/a> blog over on Live Journal, where he offers this translation:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i><b>magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.<\/b><br \/>\n(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.)<br \/>\n<b>quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,<\/b><br \/>\n(For who, colleagues, would not admit,)<br \/>\n<b>cum puella incedit minore medio corpore<\/b><br \/>\n(Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body)<br \/>\n<b>sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos<\/b><br \/>\n(Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits)<br \/>\n<b>virtute praestare ut velitis, notantes bracas eius<\/b><br \/>\n(So that you want to be conspicuous for manly virtue, noticing her breeches)<br \/>\n<b>clunibus profunde fartas(*1) esse<\/b><br \/>\n(Have been deeply stuffed with buttock?)<br \/>\n<b>a! captus sum, nec desinere intueri possum.<\/b><br \/>\n(Alas! I am captured, nor am I able to desist from gazing.)<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Some people prefer the original <a href=\"http:\/\/homepages.ihug.co.nz\/~denisg\/music\/12-20e.htm\" target=\"browser\">Sir Mix-A-Lot version<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I gather that Biggest Guy has taken up studying Latin back in Virginia. He IM&#8217;ed me this link, to quislibet&#8217;s blog over on Live Journal, where he offers this translation: magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri. (Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}