{"id":2569,"date":"2002-06-26T23:08:32","date_gmt":"2002-06-26T23:08:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/staging.armedliberal.com\/?p=114"},"modified":"2002-06-26T23:08:32","modified_gmt":"2002-06-26T23:08:32","slug":"the-really-honestly-genuinely-true-story-of-the-banana-slug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=2569","title":{"rendered":"THE REALLY, HONESTLY, GENUINELY TRUE STORY OF THE BANANA SLUG"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nuisance.blogspot.com\/2002_06_23_nuisance_archive.html#78243071\">Nuisance<\/a> blogs the detailed, graphic, NC-17 basis for the superiority of the banana slug as a school mascot, and the careful bloc voting that went into its inevitible electoral triumph.<br \/>\nBut I was there at the beginning (or, as my sons point out, when tools were made of flint). And the reason for choosing the Slug as a mascot seemed obvious to us then.<br \/>\nSanta Cruz would never be able to have a football team. C&#8217;mon&#8230;try and imagine the cheers&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nuisance blogs the detailed, graphic, NC-17 basis for the superiority of the banana slug as a school mascot, and the careful bloc voting that went into its inevitible electoral triumph. But I was there at the beginning (or, as my sons point out, when tools were made of flint). And the reason for choosing the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}