{"id":2723,"date":"2002-12-15T22:03:41","date_gmt":"2002-12-15T22:03:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/staging.armedliberal.com\/?p=480"},"modified":"2002-12-15T22:03:41","modified_gmt":"2002-12-15T22:03:41","slug":"yeah-youre-pretty-far-from-heaven-all-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=2723","title":{"rendered":"YEAH, YOU&#8217;RE PRETTY FAR FROM HEAVEN, ALL RIGHT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just back from seeing \u0091Far From Heaven\u0092, and I\u0092m probably the only arthouse-film loving person in the country who hated it\u0085more on that later (but wait! I can&#8217;t stand it! Does every movie in the oughts have to have a saintly black character with no human depth in it? I thought we were done with that with that stupid golf movie\u0085)\u0085but first a rant.<br \/>\nYou\u0092re middle-aged and at least semi-well-to-do.<br \/>\nYou go see small, quiet artsy films\u0085like \u0091Far From Heaven\u0092.<br \/>\n<b>WHY THE @##$$!@# DO YOU TALK THROUGHOUT THE GOD-DAMN MOVIE??<\/b><br \/>\nI mean it\u0092s one thing when seeing \u0091Eight Mile\u0092 or \u0091XXX\u0092\u0085I can adjust my level of tolerance to a rowdy crowd of kids who are participating in the movie.<br \/>\nBit I almost offered the noisy damn couple in back of us five bucks to go rent a movie so they could narrate the *##@$ damn thing to each other\u0085<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just back from seeing \u0091Far From Heaven\u0092, and I\u0092m probably the only arthouse-film loving person in the country who hated it\u0085more on that later (but wait! I can&#8217;t stand it! Does every movie in the oughts have to have a saintly black character with no human depth in it? I thought we were done with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2723"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}