\u0093You loser. You incredible loser. You don\u0092t have a single cell of taste in your whole body. Not a cell, not a mitochondria, not even a virus. You should get out of the movie business tonight and go work at a 99 cent store where they sell cheap-ass rejects, because the movie you recommended to me tonight was the worst castoff reject-laden piece of shit I\u0092ve seen since \u0093Supertroopers\u0094, and my FIFTEEN YEAR OLD SON even apologized for making me see that. This move had the stupidest script I\u0092ve seen in years, most of the acting was phoned in, except for the lead, who appears to have gone to the Al Pacino School For Cheap Overemoting for this film. The writer\/director didn\u0092t miss a cheap or obvious opportunity in the script, and the producer\u0085the same guy, coincidentally, who forgot to spend more than the 99 cents \u0096 like the stuff you should be selling instead of working on movies<\/I> \u0096 on special effects WHICH WERE CRUCIAL TO THE FILM.
\nNot only do you owe me the $18 I spent on tickets, but I want the $400 I would have billed for the time, as well. What a god-damn unbelievable loser you are for recommending this film, and so are all the stupid loser people who are making it the biggest film in the country right now\u0085
\nWhat are you doing for dinner Tuesday? Want to come over?\u0094
\nAs you may guess, we saw \u0091Signs\u0092 last night.
\nI did manage to crack up a few people in the lobby as I was calling my brother and leaving this message as we walked out. And the group of teenagers who walked out in front of us has the classic comment \u0094Jeez, we should have seen XXX\u0094. No s**t, kids, you should have.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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