{"id":2886,"date":"2002-09-13T11:41:42","date_gmt":"2002-09-13T11:41:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/staging.armedliberal.com\/?p=284"},"modified":"2002-09-13T11:41:42","modified_gmt":"2002-09-13T11:41:42","slug":"works-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=2886","title":{"rendered":"WORKS FOR ME&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/williamburton.blogspot.com\/\">William Burton<\/a> lays out our foreign policy pretty damn clearly. A sample:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>So, remember. We don&#8217;t want to kill anyone and we&#8217;ll try hard not to, but if we have to defend ourselves we will. Don&#8217;t think that any bad stuff that may happen is intentional. It&#8217;s not. We&#8217;re just as likely to fuck up as anyone else, we just do it with bigger ordinance. And if there&#8217;s any way to interpret what we say in a way that doesn&#8217;t make you angry or sad, that&#8217;s the way we meant it. Honest.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;d also like to apologize for not learning your languages. We bought the tapes and have been meaning to get around to it, but the game was on and a friend came over with some beer. Next thing we knew it was 3am and we were on our way to Padre. You know how it is.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>William Burton lays out our foreign policy pretty damn clearly. A sample: So, remember. We don&#8217;t want to kill anyone and we&#8217;ll try hard not to, but if we have to defend ourselves we will. Don&#8217;t think that any bad stuff that may happen is intentional. It&#8217;s not. We&#8217;re just as likely to fuck up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2886"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2886"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2886\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}