{"id":437,"date":"2004-04-29T05:27:22","date_gmt":"2004-04-29T05:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"0"},"modified":"2006-09-28T12:08:36","modified_gmt":"2006-09-28T12:08:36","slug":"put_me_in_coach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=437","title":{"rendered":"Put Me In, Coach!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Only TWO bids!! The shame. The loss of face. I can’t stand it.<\/font><\/b><\/p>\n

[Updated Update: Forget the whole thing. It closes Thursday at midnight Pacific (GMT -0800).]<\/b><\/p>\n

OK, I can’t stand it any more.<\/p>\n

I’ve been a worker bee for Spirit of America<\/a> for a while, but haven’t been a part of the recent blog frenzy<\/a> to raise money for them. And I feel…lonely. Left out. Like I’m on the bench during the Big Game. They’re so close<\/b> to the $50,000 mark.<\/p>\n

Well, put me in, Coach!!<\/p>\n

Since I alwys root for the underdogs, we’re going to join the Liberty Alliance<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I’m sure Joe (and Jan) will chime in with their own ideas, but I’m going to auction off one of each of these items:<\/p>\n

* A genuine ‘Armed Liberal’ mousepad<\/b>, in your choice of Deep Green<\/a> or Red White And Blue<\/a>;<\/p>\n

* A genuine ‘Armed Liberal’ t-shirt<\/a><\/b>, in your choice of Deep Green<\/a> or Red White And Blue<\/a>;<\/p>\n

* Lunch or Dinner at a Favorite Dive With Armed Liberal and Tenacious G<\/b>!! Yes, if you are in the Los Angeles area, and willing to eat at one of the following divine<\/i> restaurants: The Pit BBQ, Zankou Chicken, Gallo’s Grill, Tacos Delta, The Shack, or Riviera Mexican Grill (nondisclosure required. see my post here<\/a> for more details).<\/p>\n

* A Day At The Range With Armed Liberal<\/b>!! Yes, nimrod or Nimrod (the great Biblical hunter), I’ll take you to the range, provide safety gear, weapons, ammo, range fees, and – if you want it or not – instruction. (nondisclosure required.) <\/p>\n

* A full package, including all of the above!!<\/p>\n

Bids are in the comments below; I’ll pick up all shipping on the goods, you’re responsible for all damaged sensibilities. Please note which item you’re bidding on…<\/p>\n

Joe?? Jan?? Step up, step up…<\/p>\n

* JK: Baseball game in Toronto’s Skydome with Joe<\/b>. Skyclub 200 level<\/a> (padded seats) right behind home plate. 2 seats for auction x 2 games available = 4 tickets. Face value = $54 per.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Only TWO bids!! The shame. The loss of face. I can’t stand it. [Updated Update: Forget the whole thing. It closes Thursday at midnight Pacific (GMT -0800).] OK, I can’t stand it any more. I’ve been a worker bee for Spirit of America for a while, but haven’t been a part of the recent blog […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=437"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}