{"id":1105,"date":"2006-05-23T00:15:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-23T00:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"0"},"modified":"2006-09-28T12:09:46","modified_gmt":"2006-09-28T12:09:46","slug":"ouch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=1105","title":{"rendered":"Ouch."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those who can&#8217;t get pun-ished enough, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comics.com\/comics\/getfuzzy\/archive\/getfuzzy-20060522.html\" target=\"browser\">today&#8217;s &#8220;Get Fuzzy&#8221;<\/a> is a new <strike>high<\/strike> <u>low<\/u>.<\/p>\n<p>We can assume that Darby Conley is a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sing365.com\/music\/lyric.nsf\/Fat-Bottomed-Girls-lyrics-Queen\/01FECDA021BB25A84825689400039B68\" target=\"browser\">Queen<\/a> fan.<\/p>\n<p>One and a half <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/url?sa=t&#038;ct=res&#038;cd=2&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dowse.com%2Farticles%2FFeghoot-article.html&#038;ei=6dFxRJ_8MaiUwQKs6t2FBA&#038;sig2=5LJ_lz5lCYVciLnBLvqQMw\" target=\"browser\">Feghoots<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Armed Liberal get pun-ished.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1105"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1105"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1105\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}