{"id":1231,"date":"2006-10-10T22:31:52","date_gmt":"2006-10-10T22:31:52","guid":{"rendered":"0"},"modified":"2006-10-10T22:33:01","modified_gmt":"2006-10-10T22:33:01","slug":"i_apologize_in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=1231","title":{"rendered":"I Apologize In Advance For These"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As someone who appreciates a good title or headline, I&#8217;ll offer you The Headlines of the Day:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.harpers.org\/sb-republicans-1160492797.html\" target=\"browser\">Republicans Want to Turn Over a New Page<\/a><\/p>\n<p>and the one that has my oldest sons seriously depressed:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/movies.yahoo.com\/mv\/news\/ap\/20061010\/116050194000.html\" target=\"browser\">Scarlett Johansson: &#8216;Not Promiscuous&#8217;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Armed Liberal is looking for humor these days: finds it in a pair of headlines from news.ask.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1231"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}