{"id":1387,"date":"2007-03-28T16:16:12","date_gmt":"2007-03-28T16:16:12","guid":{"rendered":"0"},"modified":"2007-03-28T16:17:21","modified_gmt":"2007-03-28T16:17:21","slug":"iowahawk_says_i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=1387","title":{"rendered":"Iowahawk Says It Better"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;than <a href=\"http:\/\/iowahawk.typepad.com\/iowahawk\/2007\/03\/lets_tone_it_do.html\" target=\"browser\">I ever could<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i><b>BILL [Maher]:<\/b> That&#8217;s right Ann, you emaciated Eva Braun sideshow freak. By supporting this good citizenship effort, you will ensure that America&#8217;s outspoken pundit community has the book and TV and speaking contracts we need to pay the critically important mortgages on our Laurel Canyon ranch homes.<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>ANN [Coulter]:<\/b> And Manhattan apartments! So take it from me and my venereal diseased, dwarf-penis pinko fag colleague Bill &#8211; don&#8217;t be a player hater. Stop the indignation, because there are enough zippy assassination one-liners for everyone. The next time you are repulsed by something we say, remember:<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>ANN AND BILL:<\/b> A spleen is a terrible thing to waste.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Check out his cool <a href=\"http:\/\/iowahawk.typepad.com\/iowahawk\/2007\/03\/done.html\" target=\"browser\">new ride<\/a>, too. It&#8217;s depressing. He&#8217;s got this bitchin 60&#8217;s Buick and an astounding show rod. I&#8217;ve got a Honda Civic Hybrid with the licence place identifying me as an &#8216;Eco Fraud&#8217;&#8230;I&#8217;d want his lifestyle, but then again, he&#8217;s stuck in Chicago&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Armed Liberal is jealous of Iowahawk&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}