{"id":1480,"date":"2007-07-31T01:49:01","date_gmt":"2007-07-31T01:49:01","guid":{"rendered":"0"},"modified":"2007-07-31T01:53:44","modified_gmt":"2007-07-31T01:53:44","slug":"the_things_you_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=1480","title":{"rendered":"The Things You Find At BevMo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Went to BevMo Sat night to buy wine for dinner (plus some good Calvados as a treat) and my friend Mike pointed me at a display by the checkout stand &#8211; &#8220;Look at that!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s vodka, Mike. I don&#8217;t drink vodka.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, dammit, <b>look<\/b> at it.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s got gold stuff in the bottom. So what? I don&#8217;t drink vodka with or without gold stuff.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He picked up a bottle and held it to my face.<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"vodka.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.windsofchange.net\/vodka.JPG\" width=\"320\" height=\"427\" \/><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>I bought it. I&#8217;ll go back and buy some more&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and then I noticed this:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"ireland.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.windsofchange.net\/ireland.JPG\" width=\"468\" height=\"388\" \/><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p><b>IRISH<\/b> vodka? Somewhere a leprechaun is crying himself to sleep&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Armed Liberal made an alarming discovery Saturday&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}