…if that doesn’t get some Google traffic, I’ll sell my shares…<\/p>\n
More seriously. I don’t know enough to have an opinion on what Sen. Craig did or what the legal fallout of it was or ought to be; I’ll leave that to people with more experience than me in hot men’s bathrooms and courtrooms (and, especially hot, men’s bathrooms in<\/b> courtrooms!).<\/p>\n
But I’ll come out here and say that Craig should resign now. Not in response to his legal issue, but for his first response to it.<\/p>\n
According to the police report, the senator presented a business card and asked, “What do you think about that?”<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I’ll call that the Lindsay Lohan Defense, after Ms. Lohan:<\/p>\n
Here’s the money quote from Lindsay Lohan during her night of drunken partying and driving:<\/p>\n
“I can’t get in trouble. I’m a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want.” <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
What do I think about that, Senator? I think one piece of 8-1\/2″ x 11″ paper with your signature on it could go a long way toward making you right with God and the American People. Of course, you’d have to give up the business cards…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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