{"id":2171,"date":"2009-11-15T19:28:10","date_gmt":"2009-11-15T19:28:10","guid":{"rendered":"0"},"modified":"2009-11-15T19:30:18","modified_gmt":"2009-11-15T19:30:18","slug":"raised_by_wolve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=2171","title":{"rendered":"Raised By Wolves?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An email to my shooting list:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>Went to Disney Hall downtown last night to hear Dudamel conduct and Dawn Upshaw sing &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re sitting in the grown-up section, where tickets are $125 each; and TG and I spent the first half of the program shutting people up.<\/p>\n<p>WHAT THE F***?? Were these people raised by wolves?<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><i>So I&#8217;m wondering if a silenced Colt Woodsman, shooting subsonic ammo, aimed just above the knee would be too noisy to use in that environment&#8230;(not really, but thinking about it is making me feel better).<\/p>\n<p>I can excuse the couple in back of us who had never been to a concert before (date between a 45 year old guy and a 20 year old girl&#8230;), and who clammed up immediately on my giving him a &#8220;shhh&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>But the guy who was HUMMING Schubert&#8217;s Unfinished Symphony until I jabbed him in the leg with my program?<\/p>\n<p>The guy who was talking to his twenty-something son in a stage whisper for half the show until I confronted him at intermission?<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, people&#8230;I may have to stop going to classical concerts and go back to hard rock&#8230;it&#8217;s bad for my stress levels.<\/p>\n<p>Marc<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>One reply sent me a link for tranquilizer darts that can be used in blowguns&#8230;hmmmm&#8230;.<br \/>\n&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is it with people who won&#8217;t shut up in concerts and movies?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2171"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}