{"id":2669,"date":"2002-08-07T23:04:30","date_gmt":"2002-08-07T23:04:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/staging.armedliberal.com\/?p=214"},"modified":"2002-08-07T23:04:30","modified_gmt":"2002-08-07T23:04:30","slug":"great-headline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=2669","title":{"rendered":"GREAT HEADLINE!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2002\/US\/08\/08\/aquarium.accident.ap\/index.html\">CNN.com &#8211; New Orleans aquarium platform falls, dumps 10 into shark tank &#8211; August 8, 2002<\/a><br \/>\nNot quite &#8220;Headless body in topless bar&#8221;, but sound, very sound.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve always imagined that my retirement job would be writing the headlines for the Post or another tabloid&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CNN.com &#8211; New Orleans aquarium platform falls, dumps 10 into shark tank &#8211; August 8, 2002 Not quite &#8220;Headless body in topless bar&#8221;, but sound, very sound. I&#8217;ve always imagined that my retirement job would be writing the headlines for the Post or another tabloid&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2669"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2669"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2669\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}