{"id":2760,"date":"2002-12-31T17:19:41","date_gmt":"2002-12-31T17:19:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/staging.armedliberal.com\/?p=517"},"modified":"2002-12-31T17:19:41","modified_gmt":"2002-12-31T17:19:41","slug":"happy-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=2760","title":{"rendered":"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To everyone out there, conservative and liberal alike, patriot and internationalist, a good year.<br \/>\n<i>(Unless your definition of good involves deliberately killing a lot of innocent people.)<\/i><br \/>\n&#8230;and remember, tonight&#8217;s the night for the &#8216;amateur drunks&#8217; so drive, ride and walk carefully&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To everyone out there, conservative and liberal alike, patriot and internationalist, a good year. (Unless your definition of good involves deliberately killing a lot of innocent people.) &#8230;and remember, tonight&#8217;s the night for the &#8216;amateur drunks&#8217; so drive, ride and walk carefully&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2760"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}