{"id":792,"date":"2005-05-26T02:38:18","date_gmt":"2005-05-26T02:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"0"},"modified":"2006-09-28T12:09:10","modified_gmt":"2006-09-28T12:09:10","slug":"star_wars_final","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=792","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars – “…finally out of this picture!!”"},"content":{"rendered":"

I saw a screening of Revenge of the Sith this week. No tickets, no waiting, free snacks, $1 for parking.<\/p>\n

I paid too much.<\/p>\n

I’ll have to see it again with the boys, but I can still save you.I haven’t seen acting or dialog this wooden since the last porn or traffic safety film I saw. The porn was less boring, because it was shorter, better acted, and involved gratuitous nudity. I had to sit through the traffic safety film because I was in traffic school. The effects don’t save it, because they make up in laborious effort what they lack in grandeur.<\/p>\n

Even great actors like Ewan McGregor and Sam Jackson get buried in this. Jackson dies with a look of gratitude on his face…”I’m finally out of the picture!<\/i>” I imagined him thinking.<\/p>\n

Wait for the highlight reel of lightsaber fights. Don’t wait in line.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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