{"id":868,"date":"2005-09-20T00:11:40","date_gmt":"2005-09-20T00:11:40","guid":{"rendered":"0"},"modified":"2006-09-28T12:09:22","modified_gmt":"2006-09-28T12:09:22","slug":"talk_like_a_pir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=868","title":{"rendered":"Talk Like A Pirate Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Only two things to say, matey:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>Gekko Enterprises has taken a majority position in your company, and will be electing a new board of directors.<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>Manny Perry<\/b>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Only two things to say, matey: &#8220;Gekko Enterprises has taken a majority position in your company, and will be electing a new board of directors.&#8221; Manny Perry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}