{"id":989,"date":"2006-02-05T18:47:32","date_gmt":"2006-02-05T18:47:32","guid":{"rendered":"0"},"modified":"2006-09-28T12:09:33","modified_gmt":"2006-09-28T12:09:33","slug":"a_conference_im","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/?p=989","title":{"rendered":"A Conference I’m Planning To Attend"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s a conference that will revolutionize your thinking about software development and organizational development as well…Waterfall 2006<\/a>:<\/p>\n

After years of being disparaged by some in the software development community, the waterfall process is back with a vengeance. You’ve always known a good waterfall-based process is the right way to develop software projects. Come to the Waterfall 2006 conference and see how a sequential development process can benefit your next project. Learn how slow, deliberate handoffs (with signatures!) between groups can slow the rate of change on any project so that development teams have more time to spend on anticipating user needs through big, upfront design.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Sessions include:<\/p>\n

* Pair Managing: Two Managers per Programmer by Jim Highsmith
\n* Two-Phase Waterfall: Implementation Considered Harmful<\/a> by Robert C. Martin
\n* User Interaction: It Was Hard to Build, It Should Be Hard to Use by Jeff Patton
\n* FIT Testing In When You Can; Otherwise Skip It by Ward Cunningham
\n* The Joy of Silence: Cube Farm Designs That Cut Out Conversation<\/a> by Alistair Cockburn
\n* Making Outsourcing Work: One Team Member per Continent by Babu Bhatt
\n* User Stories and Other Lies Users Tell Us by Mike Cohn
\n* Defect-full Code: Ensuring Future Income with Maintenance Contracts<\/a> by Kay Pentecost
\n* Pragmatic Project Chores: How to Do Everything Manually, Over and Over Again by Mike Clark
\n* The Role of Governance in Process Maturity: We’re Lawyers, and We’re Here To Help by Jackie Chiles
\n* If It Was Good Enough for Shakespeare: A Fresh Look at the Need for Talent in Software Engineering<\/a> by Rob Styles<\/p>\n

I haven’t been able to register<\/a> yet…<\/p>\n

We’re sorry but registration is not yet ready. Our software developers have a really wonderful design. They’re almost done entering it into it a UML tool. They’ve told us not to worry and that finishing it will be “trivial” because “all that’s left is the coding.”<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Armed Liberal discovers a new old way to get things done…there’s a conference!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcdanziger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}