Just back from seeing ‘Far From Heaven’, and I’m probably the only arthouse-film loving person in the country who hated it…more on that later (but wait! I can’t stand it! Does every movie in the oughts have to have a saintly black character with no human depth in it? I thought we were done with that with that stupid golf movie…)…but first a rant.
You’re middle-aged and at least semi-well-to-do.
You go see small, quiet artsy films…like ‘Far From Heaven’.
WHY THE @##$$!@# DO YOU TALK THROUGHOUT THE GOD-DAMN MOVIE??
I mean it’s one thing when seeing ‘Eight Mile’ or ‘XXX’…I can adjust my level of tolerance to a rowdy crowd of kids who are participating in the movie.
Bit I almost offered the noisy damn couple in back of us five bucks to go rent a movie so they could narrate the *##@$ damn thing to each other…