Ann Salisbury reminds us all to get off our butts and register to vote Right God Damn Now. She is, as she almost always is, absolutely right.
As disgusted as I am by the Governor’s race between “SkyBox/ATM” Davis and “Daddy’s Money/Simple” Simon, I’ll be flogged if I’m going to miss my chance to cast a vote in this. Even if it is to write in Obi-Wan Kenobi, or just simply vote Green.
Date: 10/15/2002 00:00:00 AM
The California governor’s race epitomizes this little cliché:”If God wanted us to vote, he’d give us candidates.”Reminds me of the 2000 presidential election when Lewis Black half-joked:”In my lifetime I’ve gone from JFK to Gore.”In my lifetime I’ve gone from Ike to GW Bush.”If this is evolution, in a few years we’ll be voting for PLANTS!”Looks like California leads the way again.
Date: 10/15/2002 00:00:00 AM
I feel your pain A.L. I’m still praying to God that both Davis and Simon pull a Torch and we get two REAL candidates.This is te first election I’ve voted for where I didn’t have a lesser of two evils to choose from. I’ll be equally pissed off when I wake up that morning and hear that DaviSimon is governor.
Do it. VOTE GREEN!