Dealing With Comment Spammer Infestations

(Oct. 14th Update: MT-Blacklist has arrived!)

…our comments are being porn-spammed (at Armed Liberal as well, and I’ll be emailing some other blogs to see if they’ve been hit as well). We’re cleaning it up as fast as we can, but we’ve been hit by a series of spams from a Russian porn site. The last one appears to have left several hundred comments, and additional mutations are possible. So far we’ve seen “Lolita,” Preteen,” and “Underage”. Teresa Nielsen Hayden has more info. on the spammers, Scriptygoddess has a slew of admin. options for you, and Burningbird has a fairly simple way to make it harder for spammers next time (Hat Tip: David Janes).

JK: It’s an organized effort… was highly ranked at Blogdex.net a couple days ago, but I think they’ve put in filters. We may do the same soon, and meanwhile I’ve disabled all comments. We’ve also got a Swedish neo-nazi group that hangs out here and occasionally posts long rants. If you want to see an example, do a search for “Conspiracy and Truth Week” because I delete it everywhere else.

Re: the comment spams… why does this matter? And what can be done?This matters because if pornospams et. al. are left unchecked, they will significantly impair the entire weblogging community – not just by killing comments as a normal blog feature, but by triggering automated filtering software at some workplaces once they notice all the porno links. What do we need to prevent that? Software, and support.

Software: Yoz Grahame’s Cheerleader has a very intelligent set of suggestions, in “7 Tips for a spam-free blog“. The article addresses tools vendors as well, which I especially appreciate. It also references Mark Pilgrim’s outstanding overview of Club vs. LoJack solutions, which is finally available again after going down yesterday. If you’re looking for serious long-term thinking about how our tools need to evolve and what we need to do, Mark’s piece can’t be beat. Though Shelley has a good one, with some worthy cautions about trust networks and smart feature requests.

Roald and Macdonald have an Open Letter to Google which is very much on point. We all have a mutual interest in stopping this, and working together from both ends just makes sense.

I’ll add another thought. Not only do we need MT-Blacklist, we also need a clean-up utility. One that looks in the comments for the “URL” field, and when it finds a match with our ban list (or even a specific entered value for v1.0), it collects that comment and presents us with a “Power Edit” list that allows us to delete comments in batches of 25-100 at a time. When we’re done, one site rebuild would allow us to have a completely clean blog.

Support: In addition, hosting providers have to get smarter. Tens or hundreds of weblogs rebuilding hundreds of entries will have the same effect on their servers as a denial-of-service attack. Comment spam should therefore be treated like one. For starters, hundreds of incoming data posts from the same IP ought to raise a red flag and cause diversion or access denial.

Mwanwhile, our provider at Bloghosts.com has already moved to firewall out the following netblocks from their servers: 209.120.176.0/24 and 62.42.228.0/24. This will help for now, but over the long term they may want to consider an add-on service. It would include installation of MT-Blacklist, configured to draw from a central blacklist hosted and updated by bloghosts.com themselves, plus renamed CGI submission scripts in their MT(Movable Type) installations to make blogs they host a lower-profile target. The Cadillac option could even include an upgraded Host-specific MT package with a full-fledged spamtrap configuration.

That would be a substantial draw for many bloggers, I think, who would gladly pay additional fees for services that take this problem off their hands.

This much I do know – we’ll need these measures sooner rather than later. Preteen, Lolita and the spawn were just the beginning. There’s no reason these attacks couldn’t be scaled to add hundreds of comments to each weblog, and no reason why they wouldn’t be. Brace yourselves, because you ain’t seen nothing yet.

Here’s Some Good News for Democrats

I haven’t been a fan of the DLC in a long time, but their response to the recall was something I’d have been proud to write.

The money graf, in my view:

Democrats also need to tend to their own garden and take very seriously the decision of California voters — who still decisively tilt Democratic in party identification and overall policy views — to support what began as a nutty right-wing crusade and ended as a popular movement. They need to regain their centrist, problem-solving reputation, and must absolutely reverse the recent perception that they don’t give a damn about anybody who doesn’t belong to a reliable Democratic constituency group.

Good for them.

We Are the BEAR Flag State…

I talked about the astounding, blind, arrogance of the California nomenklatura below.

Then last night, over at Dan Weintraub’s ‘California Insider’ I read an interview with Sheila Kuehl (State Senator from Beverly Hills and Santa Monica) that sets a new high-water mark for it. You’ve got to read this one… and my bear story too:

DW: How are you feeling?

KUEHL: I am really sad. I’m more angry than anything. And I haven’t even started thinking about what the Senate will need to do in order to save the state.

DW: Save the state from what?

KUEHL: From ignorance. This guy has no idea how to run a state. One of two things will happen. He’ll have his own ideas and no way to carry them out. I mean he has already proposed three things that the governor cannot do. He wants to roll back the car tax on his own by fiat, which he can’t do. He wants to tax the Indians, which he can’t do. He doesn’t know anything about running the state. So either he will propose a lot of stuff he can’t do and we’ll have to govern, or he’ll be pretty well manipulated by people who have an agenda, very much the way I think the president of the United States has been handled by people who are really telling him how to do these things. In which case we may have to counteract things that are worse than things he proposed on his own. His handlers will probably be more conservative than he is, or in the Republican Party line. Convince him he’ll bring businesses back to the state by cutting more benefits to workers, by unraveling anti-discrimination statutes which they call job killers.

DW: Will he be received civilly by the Democrats in the Legislature?

KUEHL: He will be received civilly. We have received everyone civilly. I don’t know if everybody is going to go to the State of the State (speech). Because frankly I don’t think there is going to be a lot of content that anyone’s interested in. What’s this guy got to say to us about the state of the state? Nothing.

I’ve had a few other interactions with the more-liberal part of my team, and one characteristic I’ve noted is a certain…arrogance.

The conservatives are arrogant too, but they simply think that we liberals ‘re delusional or traitorous. They give liberals the respect of being people responsible for their own actions The Democrats have this kind of sad, kindly, ‘we know better than you and we’re gonna make you do the right thing’ attitude. I’ve been burned by it twice in my old blog: First, in a post commenting on an email by Avedon Carol I said:

I’ve talked in the past about the ‘liberalista’ (I’m looking for a word for the high-profile liberals who I believe have hijacked the leadership of the liberal movement and the Democratic Party – that will do until I come up with something better) attitudes, and the underlying position of obnoxious superiority.

Avedon Carol posted a couple of times a response to my MESS OF CRACKPOTTAGE post below; I noticed that there were multiples, and that she had clarified her point and wasn’t trying to link me to Ann Coulter (ick), and thanked her.

I was too quick on the ‘send’, because this is the email that crossed mine:

(here’s the money graf:)

BTW, if the kind of support I was getting for my writing was of the caliber of the comments you got to this post, I’d definitely ask myself what I was doing wrong.

Avedon

(emphasis added)

Gosh, there are so many things to talk about here…

…the first is that my team, the Democrats does in fact elect fools as well.

Cynthia McKinney, anyone?

…the second is that marvelously perfect tone of self-righteousness in the last paragraph.

Then there was this, in response to a post by Dave Yaseen:

Dave Yaseen, of the usually smart blog A Level Gaze, posts what I pray to Woodie Guthrie is a slip of the liberal tongue. His post concludes:

Yes, this debacle of an election is the media’s fault. But it’s our fault as well, and we need to drastically change the way we do things in the Democratic party, not diddle around with how to phrase things to make them palatable to the electorate. If we have to drag American voters, kicking and screaming to chose their own interests, so be it.

(emphasis mine)

Well, damn. That’s the way to reach the poor uneducated voter and get them onto your side…

I’ve seen the problem elsewhere. I’m back helping out a prominent charity here in L.A. (one of the two that I actively – too actively, sometimes, given the state of my calendar and checkbook support), and met with the board president and executive director the day after the election. Their attitude was sadly an exact mirror of Sen. Kuehl’s; the lumpenproles had been suckered. I gently suggested that until the Democratic leadership could learn to respect that lumpenproletariat – even when disagreeing with on matters of policy – we had a lot of time outside on the porch to look forward to.

Here’s the deal; I think that facing reality is the way to go. You can ignore it for a long time, but eventually it catches up with you.

Up in Alaska, we’ve all read about how it just happened:

A California author and filmmaker who became famous for trekking to Alaska’s remote Katmai coast to commune with brown bears has fallen victim to the teeth and claws of the wild animals he loved.

Alaska State Troopers and National Park Service officials said Timothy Treadwell, 46, and girlfriend Amie Huguenard, 37, were killed and partially eaten by a bear or bears near Kaflia Bay, about 300 miles southwest of Anchorage, earlier this week.

U.S. Geological Survey bear researcher Tom Smith; Sterling Miller, formerly the Alaska Department of Fish and Game’s top bear authority; and others said they tried to warn the amateur naturalist that he was being far too cavalier around North America’s largest and most powerful predator.

“He’s the only one I’ve consistently had concern for,” Smith said. “He had kind of a childlike attitude about him.”

“I told him to be much more cautious … because every time a bear kills somebody, there is a big increase in bearanoia and bears get killed,” Miller said. “I thought that would be a way of getting to him, and his response was ‘I would be honored to end up in bear scat.’ ”

In politics as well, when you ignore the bears, you are likely to wind up as bear scat.

A big part of my hammering away at the Democratic Party is because I perceive a sense of disconnection from reality as strong as Treadwell’s, who “routinely eased up close to bears to chant ‘I love you’ in a high-pitched, sing-song voice.”

I think that there is an equally strong disconnect from reality within the core circles of the Democratic Party – and that the results will be equally ugly until that changes.

— UPDATE —

I can’t believe I forgot to connect this dot as well. Arrogance in place of thoughtfulness figures in another recent post of mine, about Columbia. The key event? the response of the intellectually arrogant managers to the suggestion by some low-level engineers that the Air Force use it’s ultra-high-resolution reconnaissance satellites to take a picture of the damage on Columbia’s wing – pictures that almost surely would have shown the damage and allowed for the possibility some outcome other than the one spread across the Texas sky. The official position?

bq. “A NASA liaison then emailed an apology to Air Force personnel, assuring them that the shuttle was in “excellent shape” and explaining that a foam strike was “something that has happened before and is not considered to be a major problem.” The officer continued, “The one problem that has been identified is the need for some additional coordination within NASA to assure that when a request is made it is done through the official channels.”

The Nomenklatura Reacts

Listening to Mickey Kaus and Marty Kaplan (USC Annenberg associate dean and Norman Lear Center director) on Warren Olney’s “Which Way LA”; Kaplan is a man without a clue – he explains that Arnold won because the people were voting for a movie version of reality, in which they could have “candy and ice cream and not gain any weight,” instead of (implicitly) supporting someone who had the experience and knowledge to “deserve” the win.

What an arrogant ass, to mince my words.

A while ago, I challenged a co-blogger who suggested that I wasn’t qualified to opine on an issue of diplomacy. I replied:

They’re missing a few things when they suggest that.

The most important thing is actually the simplest, which is that the genius of the American system is that there certainly are experts on game theory, diplomatic history, and policy who have substantive and valuable expertise in these areas.

And they all work for guys like me. Our Congress and our President are typically business men and women, lawyers, rank amateurs when it comes to the hard games that they study so diligently at ENA (Ecole Nationale d’Administration). And that’s a good thing, in fact, it’s a damn good thing.

It is a good thing because the unique power of the United States comes from our willingness to diffuse power down into the ranks – to act in ways outside what a small cadre of mandarins sitting at a capital can envision.

It’s Done

Wow. The numbers are solid enough that all the wires are predicting the race – fifteen minutes after the polls closed.

Given Roger Simon’s and my support how could he lose??

Congratulations to Gov. Arnold and his team, and condolences to those who ran serious races and lost.

Now, we need to watch what Gray is doing with the shredders he ordered…

Seriously, it will be interesting to see if the core Jackie Goldberg wing of the Democratic party can rev itself up for the threatened Repeat Recall; I’d bet a lot that it will fail miserably (the numbers look like 59%+ “YES” and Arnold brushing 50%) and that just might be the event that marches the lemmings off the cliff and lets the rest of us work to build an effective Democratic party that actually delivers to the working people of the state.

Roger nails it:

What we are witnessing is the beginning—the early movement–in the death of the two-party system as we know it. This is a revolt of the pragmatic center. And that is a good thing for the American people because those parties and the media that feed on them have indeed become a form of nomenklatura. They depend on each other. They are the mutual gate keepers of an old and sclerotic bureaucracy from which their jobs flow in a system of patronage as elaborate as the Czar’s. No wonder watching CNN tonight I felt as if I were watching a wake. They are threatened by what is going on—as they should be.

Voting

Went and voted in the California recall election at 7:15am in the Littlest Guy’s elementary school cafeteria.

Not to crowd on Lileks turf, but there is just something so cool about standing in line with your neighbors waiting to vote. We chatted with the people next to us in line; everyone was upbeat but serious at the same time, and somehow it was kind of perspective-shaping to be walking into an elementary school cafeteria, complete with kindergarten collages of jack-o-lanterns, and deciding on the fate of one of the most powerful people in the country. I think that’s how it ought to be done; neighbors waking up, walking along with their coffee cups and chatting about inconsequential things, deciding important matters while standing under a crude cutout of a pumpkin.

The line was way out the door; we left our coffee and tea on the table, figuring we’d be back in ten minutes, and it took over thirty. Our local polling places had been combined; where there were three, now there’s one.

But in ten years of living here, I’ve never been more than two or three people away from the signin table; I think that in our (relatively conservative) district, we’re going to see exceptional turnout today – which is obviously good for Arnold and the recall.

We’ll see. One of the interesting problems with not having TV is that we need to find someplace to go tonight to watch the results…or else we can just stay home and listen to them on the radio and make believe it’s the 1930’s…

Langewiesche on The Columbia

I was home today when the mail came, went out to chat with the carrier, and got a handful of election materials, a couple of bills, and this month’s copy of The Atlantic. The lead article, by Langewiesche is about the STS-107 Columbia disaster, and what caused it. He’s doubtless working on a new book, and I’ll get my order into Amazon now; he’s becoming the John McPhee of this era.

The story is sad, since we know how it ends, and depressing, and enraging.

Because Langewiesche personalizes all his stories, we get a hero, and a villain – or a villainess, in this case:

Her style got the best of her on day six of the mission, January 21, when at a recorded MMT meeting, she spoke just a few words too many, much to her later regret.

It was at the end of a report given by a mid-ranking engineer named Don McCormack, who summarized the progress of an ad hoc engineering group, called the Debris Assessment Team, that had been formed at a still lower level to analyze the foam strike. The analysis was being done primarily by Boeing engineers, who had dusted off the soon to be notorious Crater model, primarily to predict damage to the underwing tile. McCormack reported that little was yet resolved, that the quality of the Crater as a predictor was being judged against the known damage on earlier flights, and that some work was being done to explore the options should the analysis conclude that the Columbia had been badly wounded. After a brief exchange, [Linda] Ham cut him short, saying, “And I’m really … I don’t think there is much we can do, so it’s really not a factor during the flight, since there is not much we can do about it.” She was making assumptions, of course, and they were later proved to be completely wrong, but primarily she was just being efficient and moving the meeting along. After the accident, when the transcript and audiotapes emerged, those words were taken out of context to portray Ham as a villainous and almost inhumanly callous person, which she certainly was not. In fact, she was married to an astronaut, and was as concerned as anyone about the safety of the crews.

Or maybe not…

The story was a sad and unnecessary one, involving arrogance, insularity, and bad luck allowed to run unchecked. On the seventh day of the flight, January 22, just as the Air Force began to move on the Kennedy engineers’ back-channel request for photographs [], Linda Ham heard to her surprise that this approach had been made. She immediately telephoned other high-level managers in Houston to see if any of them wanted to issue a formal “requirement” for imagery, and when they informed her that they did not, rather than exploring the question with the Kennedy engineers she simply terminated their request with the Department of Defense. This appears to have been a purely bureaucratic reaction. A NASA liaison then emailed an apology to Air Force personnel, assuring them that the shuttle was in “excellent shape” and explaining that a foam strike was “something that has happened before and is not considered to be a major problem.” The officer continued, “The one problem that has been identified is the need for some additional coordination within NASA to assure that when a request is made it is done through the official channels.”

There appear to have been other problems. Go great the magazine and read the story for yourself – you’ll understand how it is that large, stultifying bureaucracies, whether in Houston or Sacramento, just seem to be incapable of actually delivering adequate responses to the complex world in which we live.

I feel bad for Linda Ham, who with this book will doubtless be publicly hung with the tragedy.

But if we are going to hang her, let’s at least try and learn something from it.

Recall

I’ve been perplexed about what to do in the recall tomorrow.

For those of you who don’t live in California, stick around and I’ll explain why this matters to you.

Originally, I was hopeful that Arnold would run a real populist campaign, as opposed to an Astroturf one. But he did the – conservative – and probably smart thing, and surrounded himself with seasoned pros. Sadly, he didn’t pick an All-Star Team, but he picked one that had played well together, and his key operatives come from the mainstream – not the looney right – of the California GOP.

A week ago, I was drifting toward “No” on the recall. Davis is mortally wounded politically, and the next three years would be a kind of ‘caretaker’ administration with the second-tier Democratic figures – Angelides and Lockyer, maybe Shelley – would really run the state.

I wasn’t happy with that decision, but Arnie hadn’t measured up, and there was just no way I could support the idea of the pander-bear Cruz in office.

Then came Friday.The journalistic arm of the political establishment reached out and backhanded Arnold.

I’m sorry, but none of editor Jon Carroll’s excuses wash. He said:

We ran it when we felt it was publishable, I would have loved to have published it earlier.

He should have said:

I know the timing looks bad for us. In retrospect, it was probably a bad call. But we published it when we felt it was publishable. Believe me, I would have loved to have published it earlier.

But he’s far too arrogant to believe that. There’s no way not to acknowledge the timing of this. Kaus even predicted it (hey does anyone know how to figure out the ID’s for his individual posts so you can create direct links?); he explained:

“Wednesday, October 1, 2003

Shoe day? Tomorrow would be about the logical last day for the Los Angeles Times to drop its bomb on Arnold Schwarzenegger. If editor John Carroll waits any longer it will look like a late hit designed to stampede the electorate.”

Actually, it was a perfectly-timed late hit, guaranteed to dominate the weekend news, as it has.

And, as I noted, it was deliciously one-sided. I said:

A good paper of record – one that took it’s responsibilities seriously – would have laid out both issues, talked about what each means in the context of governance, and trusted us – the public – to use that information to make up our minds.

But we’re talking about the L.A. Times. And in taking this kind of blatantly partisan stance, it continues to weaken it’s role as a reliable source for information.

And as I thought about it over the weekend, I realized that to me, the greatest danger is the ossification of the political process; it’s the way groups like moveon.org – which started as a ‘non-partisan’ effort to damp the stupidly partisan impeachment effort, has become another string in the Democratic violin.

Somehow the gravitational field is such that as you become closer and closer to the center of power, you get pulled into a one of two rigid orbits; that’s an international issue (yes I know about multiparty coalitions and parliaments), not just a California or US of A one, and it’s incredibly destructive.

It’s destructive because it is flexibility, and the willingness to adapt to facts that make our Western liberalism powerful. And that becomes almost impossible to do in this kind of environment. Facts and language themselves seem to become plastic and run like Dali watches.

We’ve got to do something about it.

Electing Arnold won’t be the powerful statement that I hoped it might be, and I doubt that he’ll be the governor that I hoped he might become.

But…

Electing him will be a slap to the face of the political class, which it badly needs.

So at the end of all this, and for what little it’s worth, I’m endorsing him. My fingers are crossed, but I’m secretly pleased to imagine the fury of the editorial board of the LAT.

I think Arnold will win big (in part because I think his support tends to underpoll as people are abashed to admit they’re voting for him), and if so, I think the Times will have played a significant if inadvertent part in his victory.

It’s a brick pulled out of the wall.

For What It’s Worth

“There’s something happening here
What it is ain’t exactly clear
There’s a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware
I think it’s time we stop, children, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
There’s battle lines being drawn
Nobody’s right if everybody’s wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind
I think it’s time we stop, hey, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side
It’s time we stop, hey, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down.”

– “For What It’s Worth”, Buffalo Springfield, 1967 (written by Stephen Stills, emphasis mine)

i·con·o·clast (n.) One who attacks and seeks to overthrow traditional or popular ideas or institutions; One who destroys sacred religious images.

After we got back from the trip, I buried myself in finishing up the latest project, and only got time to spend wandering the blogs this weekend.

And today, I find myself, in the jargon of 1967, kinda bummed.

I’ve met “Calpundit” Kevin Drum and his lovely (and tolerant – blogger’s partner has to be) wife, and I’ve corresponded with “Instapundit” Glenn Reynolds, who strikes me as an interesting and more than smart fella; sometimes I’ve agreed and sometimes not with each of them.

But this weekend I went back and looked at the last few week’s posts from each of them, and my heart fell a little bit.

And then in the gym this morning (I’m rehabbing an injured shoulder so I can go back to martial arts), they played the Buffalo Springfield song above (one of the hits from my high school years). And something hit me.

I want to outline what I saw, and toss the question out there as to whether it’s an artifact of my own impressions and memory, or something that other people see as well.One of the things that I admire intensely about both Kevin and Glenn is that when I started reading them, I read them both as fellow iconoclasts – that while Kevin was liberal, he wasn’t interested in playing to the party line and while Glenn was libertarian-conservative, he was equally disinterested in playing for one team or the other. Each of them, it seemed to me (and I ought to go do some kind of analysis of posts but don’t have time), spend a nontrivial amount of their time poking at the stupidities of their own sides.

I felt like there was the germ of a Third Path kind of movement here, a chance to create a Party of the Sensible. We might disagree about certain aspects of policy, but we’d agree that it ought to be reality-based, instead of living within the soap-opera world that constitutes political life in America today.

But going back over the last few week’s posts, it just seems to me like each has joined the chorus of people saying “hooray for our side”; maybe it’s just l’affaire Plame, but it just reads like Kevin is out to nail the Bush team and Glenn is out to defend them – and all of the lesser issues they talk about start to fall into place according to that force field.

Maybe this is who Glenn and Kevin have always been.

Maybe it’s an unavoidable consequence of being taken seriously, as I think both Kevin and Glenn are.

Maybe it’s all in my head.

But if you share my belief that the biggest threat to the Republic is the crystallization of our politics into something too inflexible to deal with the problems we’re facing today and will be facing in my son’s time, it’s hard to look at this without worry.

SkyBox Davis

Update:

My post on Jill Stewart’s response to John Carroll is here.

My post reviewing the L.A. Times’ columnists is here.

Original Post:

When I did the post below, I couldn’t find the Jill Stewart article referenced due to the corrupt, anticompetitive buyout of the New Times LA by the LA Weekly/Village Voice chain. But Sebastien, of the Sadly, No! blog came to the rescue with an electronic copy.

I’ll apologize in advance for whatever copyright violation I may be committing, but my lawyer is out of town until next week and so I’ll just go on ahead and offer the column up.

I think that this is a story that needs to be told to allow undecided voters, like myself, to balance the news that Arnold acts like a boob and grabs asses. It appears that Gray kicks them.

From the November 27, 1997 issue of New Times LA, a column on Gray Davis by Jill Stewart.

Closet Wacko Vs. Mega-Fibber

Jill Stewart

I have this file, labeled Gray Davis, that for the last few years I’ve been stuffing with all the bizarre little tales that are quietly shared among journalists and political insiders about the man who, though probably viewed as a blandly pleasant talking head by most Californians, is in fact one of the strangest ducks ever elected to statewide office.

Long protected by editors at the Los Angeles Times–who have nixed every story Times reporters have ever tried to develop about Davis’s storied history of physical violence, unhinged hysteria and gross profanity–the baby-faced, dual personality Davis has been allowed to hold high public office with impunity.

Perhaps you are among the millions never told of Lieutenant Governor Davis’s widely known–but long unreported–penchant for physically attacking members of his own staff. His violent tantrums have occurred throughout his career, from his days as Chief of Staff for Jerry Brown to his long stint as State Controller to his current job.

Davis’s hurling of phones and ashtrays at quaking government employees and his numerous incidents of personally shoving and shaking horrified workers–usually while screaming the f-word “with more venom than Nixon” as one former staffer recently reminded me–bespeak a man who cannot be trust with power. Since his attacks on subservients are not exactly “domestic violence,” they suggest to me the need for new lexicon that is sufficiently Dilbertesque. I would therefore like to suggest “office batterer” for consideration as you observe Davis in his race for governor.

The most disturbing aspect of Davis’s troubled side is the ease with which the power elite in California, many of whom know he is unbalanced, laugh off the long public deception that has created Davis’s public persona. “He’ll never be governor,” one well-known Democratic state senator explained to me last year, justifying his own failure to criticize or out Davis. “He’ll never be the Democratic nominee,” the senator insisted.

And that’s certainly how things stood, in my own mind, until Davis announced his intention to run for governor. It quickly became apparent that Davis’s only Democratic “competition” would be Al Checchi, a guy who squeezed $50 million out of a lot of little people ten years ago in his sudden vault from silver-spooned graduate of Harvard Business School to Texas mega-multimillionaire during the reorganization of Disney. The Disney deal made Checchi an instant player who immediately began dreaming of becoming a senator–or was it governor?–of Texas.

So self-absorbed in building his millions is Checchi that, although he has lived in Beverly Hills with his family for much of this decade–when he wasn’t decamped to his mansion on Lake Harriot in Minneapolis during his takeover of Northwest Airlines–most of my friends still think Checchi comes from somewhere in Northern California. They can be forgiven their ignorance, because throughout the civic debates that have embroiled Los Angeles, Checchi has been a cipher. He is a leading champion of no causes, has established no meaningful charities, has left no laudable trace. He’s the 312th richest man in America, and nobody can even pronounce his name.

So it was with alarm that I read the very similar speeches given by these two men as they both offered plans to reform the dismal academics in California’s public schools, a scandal that many observers believe will be the hot issue in the governor’s race.

In his speech to the Commonwealth Club in San Francisco last week, Checchi at least had the nerve to identify teacher incompetence and lack of teacher testing as a key problem. Davis, who has long slept with the power anti-reform teacher’s unions in Los Angeles and other cities, could not bring himself to utter such a blasphemy. In his only major divergence from Checchi, in a speech to Town Hall of Los Angeles in September, Davis largely blamed parents.

Observing this pair of oddballs, the notion struck me: Isn’t it a fatal flaw of the Republicans, not the Democrats, to promote candidates for top office who have no right to lead a civil society? How can it be that the Democrats suddenly suffer Dan Quayle Disease, after their years of carping about the Republicans’ penchant for nominating louts and fools? More specifically, why on earth is the California Democratic Party allowing such sour milk to rise to the top, when California so desperately needs great men and women in charge?

One cannot get a straight answer to these questions via official channels, such as the Party itself. But one can at least delve into the true nature of the life and times of the disturbing Davis and, as his detractors predictably dub him, of checkbook Checchi.

Most crucial of all is the fact that both Davis and Checchi have based their considerable career successes on the perpetuation of carefully crafted whoppers.

“I guess Gray’s biggest lie,” says his former staffer who notes he often flies into a rage, “is pretending that he operates within the bounds of normalcy, which is not true. This is not a normal person. I will never forget the day he physically attacked me, because even though I knew he had done it before to many others, you always want to assume that Gray would never do it to you or that he has finally gotten help.”

On the day in question, in the mid-1990s, the staffer was explaining to Davis that his perpetual quest for an ever-larger campaign chest (an obsession she says led Davis to routinely break fundraising laws by using his government office resources and non-political employees to arrange fundraisers and identify new sources of money) had run into a snafu. A major funding source had dried up. Recalls the former staffer: “He just went into one of his rants of, ‘Fuck the fucking fuck, fuck, fuck!'” I can still hear his screams ringing in my ears. When I stood up to insist that he not talk to me that way, he grabbed me by the shoulders and shook me until my teeth rattled. I was so stunned I said, ‘Good God, Gray! Stop and look at what you are doing! Think what you are doing to me!’ And he just could not stop.”

Perhaps the worst incident–long known to Davis-adoring editors of the Los Angeles Times but never published by them–was Davis’s attack four years ago on a loyal aide in Los Angeles who for years acted as chief apologist for his “incidents.”

The woman refuses to discuss the assault on her with the media, but has relayed much of the story to me through a close friend. On the day in question, State Controller Davis was raging over an employee’s rearranging of framed artwork on his Los Angeles office walls. He stormed, red-faced, out of his office and violently shoved the woman, who we shall call K., out of his way. According to employees who were present, K. ran out clutching her purse, suffered an emotional breakdown, was briefly hospitalized at Cedars Sinai for a severe nervous dermatological reaction, and never returned to work again.

According to one close friend, K. refused to sue Davis, despite the advice of several friends, after a prominent Los Angeles attorney told her that Davis would ruin her. According to one state official. K. was allowed to continue her work under Davis from her home “because she refused to work in Davis’s presence.”

(Checchi’s campaign should get a copy of the tape recording Davis left on K.’s home telephone, in which he offers no apology to K. but simply requests that she return to work, saying, “You know how I am.”

Well, we do now Gray.

Of course, the problem is that Davis’s only serious Democratic opponent, Checchi–though not missing obvious nuts or bolts like Davis–has also built his entire public life on a disturbing fabrication which throws into severe doubt his ability and worthiness to run California state government.

As a San Jose Mercury News writer and a New Times writer showed in recent exposes of Checchi’s history at Northwest Airlines, Checchi’s claims that he “saved” Northwest in a dramatic takeover in 1989, and that he deserves to be governor of California because he is a turnaround genius, are not supported by the facts.

Northwest was not, in fact, a troubled airline when Checchi–using inside information from his best college buddy who sat on Northwest’s board of directors–dreamed up a plan for buying up Northwest stock with other investor’s money and forcing Northwest into a position of selling the company to Checchi and pals. In fact, the company spiraled into trouble and near-bankruptcy under Checchi, requiring both major union concessions in 1993 and a huge government bail-out in 1992.

Yet Checci openly chortles about how he risked less than $10 million of his own money on the original $3.65 billion takeover deal, which has today made him a very rich man.
He is very, very proud and has every reason to be,” insists Darry Sragow, Checchi’s campaign manager.

With two men running for governor who are so willing to gloss over their questionable histories, the unsettling tradition of “opposition research” may play a more critical role than ever in the history of this race. (Op Research, if you’re not a cynic in the know, is the practice of hiring political assassins to dig up dirt. The damaging info is: A) widely broadcast or B) dangled in private before the offending candidate as a way to silence that candidate on a major issue on which they have been personally compromised.

Garry South, the talented campaign manager hired by Davis, has hired op research whiz Ace Smith (I’m not kidding about that name) who operates his assassin outfit from the Bay Area. Darry Sragow, the inspired campaign manager hired by Checchi, has hired the Berkeley and Houston firm of Rice and Veroga.

I asked both camp if they intend to go after the really Big Lies both men are relying upon: Gray as the mild-mannered man of decency, Checchi as the savvy savior of troubled institutions.

Says Elena Stern, an official with Checchi’s campaign: “Al is adamant about not running a negative campaign, so he will only offer comparisons, not attacks.” One “comparison” Stern pointed out is that Davis’ camp recently planted a hit story against Checchi in the San Francisco Chronicle claiming that Checchi is facing a discrimination lawsuit by a fired worker. The fine print, however, is that the suit was thrown out by the 9th Circuit three years ago, and it arguably has little remaining merit. Says Stern, “By comparison, Gray Davis has actually lost a race discrimination lawsuit” filed against him by a former female employee.

But is the Checchi camp going to unveil to voters Davis’s history of violent “incidents” and hysterical fits? Stern wouldn’t say, and Sragow said he “questions whether they way a candidate acts in private has anything legitimate to do with the campaign. So I don’t think you’ll be hearing from us about whatever violence is alleged amongst Gray’s staff or others.”

By contrast, South, who admits that Ace Smith has been digging up dirty for Davis’s use “for nearly a year” seems far more prepared to discuss the lie holding up the house that Checchi built.

“Until he fucked up Northwest Airlines, Checchi had visions of sugar plums about running for office in Minnesota, and there were numerous local news reports about that in ’89, ’90 and ’91, and about Checchi even meeting with political consultants,” says South. “He denies it now because he needs to look like a loyal longtime resident of California, but we think voters want to know that his interest in California is recent indeed.”

The ploy of trying to cover up one’s sudden self-serving interest in California did not work for another carpetbagging multimillionaire, Michael Huffington, and it is likely to backfire on Checchi as well. For example, California voters will be disturbed to know that shortly after the employees bailed out Northwest and the government spent nearly $1 billion saving the airline, Checchi sold his Minneapolis mansion in 1994, abandoned all thought of running for office there, and escaped back to Beverly Hills. Once back, he barely took a breath before hiring consultants to explore running for California governor.

These two dreary choices for governor leave me hoping that DiFi will jump into the race. Feinstein’s hatred for Gray Davis is well-known, and a source close to her confirmed to me last week that “She is still weight a late entry”–in part because she can’t imagine a worse fiasco than Governor Gray. And there’s a solid chance that the Republican gubernatorial candidate, Attorney General Dan Lungren, can beat the tainted Democrats at the polls next year. But, unfortunately, Lungren is as free of meaningful ideas as Kathleen Brown, who ran for governor in 1994, and voters may reject Lungren as swiftly as they did Brown.

So my question is simple: how did we get stuck in the position of hoping that the job of governor of California, one of the most august positions of power in the Western world, is not won by a mega-fibber or a closet wacko. The Democratic Party likes to wheeze on about how it has all the answers. I’d love to hear them explain this one.

(edited to correct date of column)

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