As someone who appreciates a good title or headline, I’ll offer you The Headlines of the Day:
Republicans Want to Turn Over a New Page
and the one that has my oldest sons seriously depressed:
As someone who appreciates a good title or headline, I’ll offer you The Headlines of the Day:
Republicans Want to Turn Over a New Page
and the one that has my oldest sons seriously depressed:
Your sons have a right to feel depressed. On the bright side, Tara Reid may be more accessible now with her career in terminal dive mode.
Reading the article, I think that it’s clear that “not promiscious” definately needs to be in quotes.
A more honest answer by her might be, “not a total skank… and right now free of VDs as of my last appointment”
She acted in the article like being promiscuous is a bad thing. :-p
And Tara Reid?!? Yeeech. However, as for being accessible, wikipedia says she’s currently dating an elementary school teacher, so yeah…I’d say she’s accessible.
“Turn over a new page” indeed…
We’ve tried it once or twice
And found it rather nice
Roll me over lay me down and do it again
Roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it again
Oh this is number one
And the fun has just begun
Roll me over lay me down and do it again
Roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it again
Oh this is number two,
Down in front he’s comin through
Roll me over lay me down and do it again
Roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it again
Oh this is number three
And his hand is on me knee
Roll me over lay me down and do it again
Roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it again
Oh this is number four
And he’s been there twice before
Roll me over lay me down and do it again
Roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it again
Oh this is number five
I’m surprised I’m still alive
Roll me over lay me down and do it again
Roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it again
Oh this is number six,
And he’s got me doin tricks
Roll me over lay me down and do it again
Roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it again
Well this is number seven,
And he took me straight to heaven
Roll me over lay me down and do it again
Roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it again
Oh this is number eight,
He bent me o’er the garden gate
Roll me over lay me down and do it again
Roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it again
Oh this is number nine,
And the baby’s doin fine
Roll me over lay me down and do it again
Roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it again
Oh this is number ten,
And when he’s through we’ll do it again
Roll me over lay me down and do it again
Roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it again
Oh this is number eleven
and it’s just like number seven
…
But never with Scarlett Johansson. That is indeed a heart-breaking thought for any helthy young man.
I didn’t find his argument for the impossibility of an “october surprise” entirely convincing, since it need not have been a consensus decision. But I also see no convincing evidence for such a dramaturge.
But this is understandable, isn’t it? I’m more concerned about getting my groceries for the week than about Foley’s behavior. And I’m way more concerned about the ascendance of Moveon.org. Although there’s probably not a blessed thing I can do.
I like a good headline myself. That first one will go down as one of the classics.