…than I ever could:
BILL [Maher]: That’s right Ann, you emaciated Eva Braun sideshow freak. By supporting this good citizenship effort, you will ensure that America’s outspoken pundit community has the book and TV and speaking contracts we need to pay the critically important mortgages on our Laurel Canyon ranch homes.
ANN [Coulter]: And Manhattan apartments! So take it from me and my venereal diseased, dwarf-penis pinko fag colleague Bill – don’t be a player hater. Stop the indignation, because there are enough zippy assassination one-liners for everyone. The next time you are repulsed by something we say, remember:
ANN AND BILL: A spleen is a terrible thing to waste.
Check out his cool new ride, too. It’s depressing. He’s got this bitchin 60’s Buick and an astounding show rod. I’ve got a Honda Civic Hybrid with the licence place identifying me as an ‘Eco Fraud’…I’d want his lifestyle, but then again, he’s stuck in Chicago…