…if that doesn’t get some Google traffic, I’ll sell my shares…
More seriously. I don’t know enough to have an opinion on what Sen. Craig did or what the legal fallout of it was or ought to be; I’ll leave that to people with more experience than me in hot men’s bathrooms and courtrooms (and, especially hot, men’s bathrooms in courtrooms!).
But I’ll come out here and say that Craig should resign now. Not in response to his legal issue, but for his first response to it.
According to the police report, the senator presented a business card and asked, “What do you think about that?”
I’ll call that the Lindsay Lohan Defense, after Ms. Lohan:
Here’s the money quote from Lindsay Lohan during her night of drunken partying and driving:
“I can’t get in trouble. I’m a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want.”
What do I think about that, Senator? I think one piece of 8-1/2″ x 11″ paper with your signature on it could go a long way toward making you right with God and the American People. Of course, you’d have to give up the business cards…