Only TWO bids!! The shame. The loss of face. I can’t stand it.
[Updated Update: Forget the whole thing. It closes Thursday at midnight Pacific (GMT -0800).]
OK, I can’t stand it any more.
I’ve been a worker bee for Spirit of America for a while, but haven’t been a part of the recent blog frenzy to raise money for them. And I feel…lonely. Left out. Like I’m on the bench during the Big Game. They’re so close to the $50,000 mark.
Well, put me in, Coach!!
Since I alwys root for the underdogs, we’re going to join the Liberty Alliance.
I’m sure Joe (and Jan) will chime in with their own ideas, but I’m going to auction off one of each of these items:
* Lunch or Dinner at a Favorite Dive With Armed Liberal and Tenacious G!! Yes, if you are in the Los Angeles area, and willing to eat at one of the following divine restaurants: The Pit BBQ, Zankou Chicken, Gallo’s Grill, Tacos Delta, The Shack, or Riviera Mexican Grill (nondisclosure required. see my post here for more details).
* A Day At The Range With Armed Liberal!! Yes, nimrod or Nimrod (the great Biblical hunter), I’ll take you to the range, provide safety gear, weapons, ammo, range fees, and – if you want it or not – instruction. (nondisclosure required.)
* A full package, including all of the above!!
Bids are in the comments below; I’ll pick up all shipping on the goods, you’re responsible for all damaged sensibilities. Please note which item you’re bidding on…
Joe?? Jan?? Step up, step up…
* JK: Baseball game in Toronto’s Skydome with Joe. Skyclub 200 level (padded seats) right behind home plate. 2 seats for auction x 2 games available = 4 tickets. Face value = $54 per.