Spencer “Flackerman” (sorry, couldn’t resist) just reopened the Beauchamp kerfluffle. He met with Beauchamp and his ex-TNR wife, and – shockingly!! – it was all true and Foer was a wimp for not telling all of us who criticized his stories to pound sand.

Or not, according to Bob Owens and the facts. Ackerman’s going to have to do better than this to go back to becoming “Attackerman.”